See, look, I've been good.  I wrote some of those prompts.  I know.  I'm surprised too.  But, apparently, sometimes writing actually works.  Huh.

boggit asked for H/W, which I interpreted as House/Wilson, and the prompt: blanket.

( H/W, blanket )

smilla02, asked for Danny/Martin, with the following prompt: I adore you still/ O foolish terrible emotion/ Kneeling in devotion /As a priest to his idol will

( D/M, adoration )

rilla_ asked for Danny/Martin and a river.

( D/M, river )

oh_mumble asked for House/Wilson, or Chase/Foreman, and the prompt: paper//apple//dirt.

( C/F, a simple matter )

sockich requested Tommy/Merton, with no prompt.

( T/M, with a side of road tripping )

ewg_gestalt requested Danny/Martin and a hobby Danny hides from Martin.

( D/M, hobby )

Below are several other drabble requests, but they will have to wait, as each wants to be longer, more involved pieces.  I anticipate posting these on their own over the coming weeks.

le_mot_mo asked for D/M with a prompt from a Dr. Love test, but this has taken on a life of its own, in a very cracktastic kind of way.

openice requested more Seattle Series, but this requires an entire story.

carrieross requested some Danny/Martin with a variety of prompts that I am combing together into something slightly longer.

kayim asked for Danny/Martin and handcuffs, which is something that will become part of the kink series.

Finally, vampirespider asked for Holmes/Watson, relating to SIGN, which is done, but with my beta, so sadly, you too will have to wait.

Did I miss anyone?

This will likely be the last post I make until the twenty-seventh. I'll be off doing family-esque things, which, while never fun, are certainly time consuming.

I should also note that I skimmed my flist this morning and noticed lots of fic. I don't have time to read any of it right now, but I shall attempt to squeeze it in over the weekend. I also owe lots and lots of comments, which I'll also get to.

But, on that note, I have presents. Now, while I would love to have made something special for each person on my flist, that just isn't going to happen. And I've never been very good at making things, or remembering to send things, or any of that, so instead you get the one thing that I can do (most of the time).

Fanfiction. Or to be more specific; I've written a series of drabbles. One for each fandom I've played in and hopefully you'll find one here that works for you. They all share a common theme --winter in New York-- so they're not faith specific or tied to any celebrations currently going on around the world.

So, Merry Christmas, Happy Yule, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy whatever you celebrate and, for those that don't, Happy Friday.

~*~

( Third Watch, Faith, Bosco/Faith implied )

( CSI, Nick/Greg )

( Bend it Like Beckham, Jules/Jess )

( The Day After Tomorrow, Brian/J.D. )

( Big Wolf on Campus, Tommy/Merton )

( Lost, Sun/Kate )

( Without a Trace, Danny/Martin )

( Supernatural, Sam, Dean )

( Veronica Mars, Logan, Logan/Veronica implied )

So that would be that. Have a fabulous holiday and/or weekend and I'll see you all in few days.

So here's the thing. I've been trying very hard to break through this weird ass block that's keeping me from stringing words together. It's not really working, so I'm just going to write ficlets and post them until the words start flowing again. Consider this an exercise, or something, because I can't even think about going back to my unfinished projects until I find a way to string sentences together again.

( I'll be nice and cut them, though. Attempt one, D/M style )

Before we get started, a quick little pimp.  Numb3rs fic archive!  And!  The best part is, no incest allowed.  Slash and het, on the other hand, are quite welcome.  So, um, get writing.

So yes, the rest of the pornlets, which turned into ficlets, because sometimes I just can't write porn.  I still owe one to sandrine and one to dangerusliasons, but for some reason those spiralled out of control and will likely end up being fics on their own.  They may also take me a while, because I don't have the time to write that I used to have.

cassiejamie wanted college porn.  This isn't porn, but you know, it does involve college.  Kind of.

( Silver Years, WaT, Danny/Martin, PG, 600 words )

loozy wanted v-day porn.  This isn't so much porn as it is just plain cheese, because yeah, I was in this odd, easily amused kind of mood.  Heh.

( Plush, WaT, Danny/Martin, PG, 600 words )

dothefandango wanted playing in the leaves porn, which again, not so much porn, because yeah, porn and me aren't friends today.

( Something like play, WaT, Danny/Martin, PG, 400 words )

panda_bot wanted locker room porn.  This?  Actually porn.  Go me!

( A Court Affair, WaT, Danny/Martin, NC-17, 1000 words )

Porn the first, second and third.

I still owe fic to the following people:

cassiejamie
loozy
panda_bot
dangerusliasons
dothefandango
sandrine --and this is actually plotting itself out to be long.

Which I will get to, because yours are the ones I haven't written yet and, well, I'm not going to have time until the weekend now, because, my life sucks.  So yeah.  My apologies.

But, here are the smutlets I do have.

rhiannon_jehane wanted warming up after being out in the cold smut.  I have no idea why this got all AU on me, but it did.

( Brittle, WaT, Danny/Martin, NC-17, 1000 words )

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zazuomgwtf wanted shower porn.

( A slow burn, CSI, Nick/Greg, NC-17, 1000 words )

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stareyednight wanted singing porn.  I have no idea where this came from or if you even follow this pairing, but, yeah.  Also, not so much porn as it is just… well, something.  Again, never written these two, so who knows if this is even remotely in character --which is also why this is so short, sorry.

( Elf Song, LOTR, Legolas/Gimli, PG, 400 words )

I kind of thought I should post my non porn responses in one entry, because you know, they're fluff rather than porn and well, some of you are only here for the porn, so let's just get this right out of the way.

spoiledjap wanted 'even NASA knows' porn.  This is actually just fluff, and total parody, which means both Danny and Martin are quite OOC, but you know, I had fun.

( An issue of pride, WaT, Danny/Martin, PG, 1000 words )

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carolinecrane requested the smell of the air just after a rainstorm in springtime.  swordpoker seconded the suggestion but I'm not sure if this fandom will work for her.  Still, had to be done.  This is a very short ficlet, very fluffy and not at all smutty.  You know, first time trying these two out and all.

( A simple equation, Numb3rs, Charlie/David, G, 400 words )

So, some more smutlets.  Round one can be found here. (Pairings include Fraser/RayK, Danny/Martin, Sayid/Charlie and Nick/Greg)

Some of these are long, some of these are short and I still haven't finished all of them, and I'm still staggering them, but you know, eventually they'll all get done.  Right now I'm going to go curl up in bed and sleep some more.  ::cough::

_rilla asked for workplace smut and matildatheliar asked for semi-public-too-hot-to-stop porn.  Again, combining the two because it just works.

( Art of Interrogation, WaT, Danny/Martin, NC-17, 1800 words )

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oceana_ requested under table blow jobs.  She also asked for NCIS, which I've never seen before, or written before, or even really read before, so again, who knows if this is even remotely in character.  Also, I switched out tables for desks, because it amounts to the same thing and works for this story.

( Rules of Conduct, NCIS, Gibbs/Tony, NC-17, 700 words )

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sparky77 requested betting porn.

( Table Stakes, Lost, Sayid/Sawyer, NC-17, 1300 words )

So I have smutlets.  I'm not doing these in order, and I'm going to be posting them in batches.  I have about 15 of them done, but I'm going to stagger them so that you don't get completely overwhelmed with spam (they won't all fit in one post).  I'll do the longer ones first, because some of these got really, really out of control.

ci5rod requested a real fire and lots of snow outside.  I ended up writing Due South, which, you know, I've never, ever written before.  Also, it's been like seven years since I've last seen the show, so who knows if the characters are actually in character.  Hopefully it's not too bad.

( Into the Wild, Due South, Fraser/RayK, NC-17, 2400 words )

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forensicxjunkie and zoemargaret both wanted tie porn.  This just happens to also have a side of bondage, cause you know, sometimes Danny and Martin like to get their kink on.

( An Article of Faith, WaT, Danny/Martin, NC-17, 1500 words )

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goldatamara wanted blue gingham cloth.  Because she's evil.  Very evil.  But hey, apparently the prompt worked.

( All the pretty things, Lost, Charlie/Sayid, NC-17, 1700 words )

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girlnorth requested caramel and silvernails wanted outdoor porn.  Totally unrelated, but they kind of worked together into one story.  I can't say I really like this, because yeah, still not feeling them at all.

( Big City Lights, CSI, Nick/Greg, NC-17, 1500 words )

Apparently there's been a call for fluff?  I don't really know what this is.  A ficlet with visual aids? Maybe?

( In which Nick and Greg use their time wisely )

See, told you I'd get ficlets done today. Some are short, some are long and all of them took me way too long to write. If you don't like yours, well, too bad.

Under the cut are the following:

Nick/Greg for spoiledjap
Jack/Boone for medie
Nick/Greg for cinderlily
George/Eric RPS for stareyednight
Danny/Martin for zippitgood
Charlie/Hurley for jensenrick
Jack/Boone for bloody_american

Did I miss anyone? (sparky77, I still owe you fic, but it's going to be an actual story/series, eventually)

Okay, ( on to the ficlets )

So I'm catching up on some fic today.

forensicxjunkie wanted some Charlie/Jack porn. Now, I should mention that I don't really see Charlie/Jack, but, you know, there's nothing wrong with expanding your horizons.

Title: Seven Days
Pairing: Jack/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: So not mine.
Summary: Um, pointless pwp?
Warning: Contains voyeurism and masturbation, for those that are squicked by those sorts of things.

( For all I use it, I don't even like the number seven )

Coming up next, Charlie/Hurley blow job porn.

So many drabble requests, so little time. But, yes, these are actually ficlets, because 100 words? No, I just can't do it.

zazuomgwtf requested Bend it Like Beckham femmeslash.

( Jess/Jules, PG )

misbegotten requested a first line drabble.

( Charlie, Locke, PG )

cinderlily requested fluffy Sayid fic.

( Sayid, Sawyer, PG )

sparky77 requested Boone/Jack.

( Boone/Jack, PG )

carolinecrane posted a pic in the comments. For some reason it inspired some CSI fic.

( Nick/Greg, R )

girlnorth also posted a pic. Despite being a pic of Scully, it inspired more CSI fic.

( Sara, Greg, PG )

boggit wanted Nick/Greg talking about working together. (which is really bad, because, you're right, very hard to write)

( Nick/Greg, obviously, PG )

spoiledjap wanted Claire/Kate femmeslash.

( Claire/Kate, PG )

Four hundred dollars isn't really that much, right? I mean, I've spent more than that in one blow before, so it can be forgiven, right? Eeek. Mole's going to kill me.

I signed up for Yasmina's three day workshop. I'm justifying the expense because she is one of the top (if not the top) dancers in North America. Hell, you almost have to go to Egypt to get better. (and don't think I haven't seriously considered going to Egypt to study) I swear, this hobby of mine is fast becoming yet another obsession. ::obsess:: ::obsess::

But right, since most of you could care less about the adventures in Neko belly dancing land, some fanish things.

1) Is it Wednesday yet? /whine

2) Girlslash makes Neko smile. Hence, you all need to write me more girlslash.

3) I want to write something long and drawn out and really fucking dark. I'm taking suggestions.

4) A ficlet.

Untitled, Claire/Kate, implied Claire/Charlie, Charlie/Hurley

( five times a drabble )

So, I promised some people I'd post up that choc_fic challenge that I'd written. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Title: Coming Home
Pairing: Danny/Martin
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: So not mine
Summary: Three years is a long time.


( He hears it from Vivian )

You asked for it, so here it is. No guarantees these are any good. Mostly because 1) I wrote without rereading –new process and 2) I wrote them all really fast –again with the process.

( drabbles for everyone )

I'm writing odd ass fic, that no one will find funny but me, but that's okay.

Title: The Science of Love
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG
Spoilers: CSI Miami (season three)
Disclaimer: Obviously not mine.
Summary: Clones? I think not.

( I'm starting to think I might need medication )

Well, okay, one drabble, and it's a little longer than a drabble, but what the fuck, why not.

( mmmm floaty place )

Touching Evil, Creegan/Branca for eolivet and kateanderson.

( I need to be where other people are not )

~*~

WaT, Danny/Martin for spoiledjap.

( Bitter and sweet mixed with something that's uniquely Martin )

~*~

X-Files, Mulder/Scully for crystalskull

( and it won't matter what happens to me )

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dindin, I know you asked for TWW, but I totally have no clue.  No clue whatsoever.  Seriously, I don't even know what they do or what they look like, so yeah, going to have to bail on that one.

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WaT, Sam/Martin (shudder), for wliberation

( no quote )

~*~

X-Files, CSM/other for writerpuppy

( we saved the world. Maybe that's supposed to be enough )

~*~

WaT, Danny/Martin for mercura

( you broke my heart, Danny boy )

~*~

The Day After Tomorrow, Brian/J.D. for carolinecrane

( this is the last time I listen to you )

You know, there should be a rule, on hump day, we should all write drabbles about dry humping. It would be ohsoamusing.

( small humping drabble )

I am beyond bored. Seriously beyond bored.

I want to read uber!cliche fic. In particular, you know those stories where one character can hear the thoughts of another character and by default they find out said character has a thing for them and much smut ensues?

Yeah, that's what I want to read. Anyone have a rec? Please? I'd rather not write it myself.